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Thank me later for the Tips:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your partner about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Â

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

8, Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

13. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Brahmi - The Software Engineer


1.On Bench
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2. Maintanance Project -Changes are coming once in while
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3. Requirements are not clear -Client is sending complaints email to management even for spell mistakes in the client communication.
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4. Wrong build is delivered to client
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5. Coding is over and build is about to be delivered to testing team
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6. Critical Bug is fixed in no time. Asking the tester to test it.
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If you know anyone who has met with a fire accident or people who are born with problems / disabilities such as jointed ear, nose and mouth, please note they can avail free plastic surgery at Pasam Hospital, KODAIKANAL from March 23rd to 4th April 2010 by German Doctors.

Every thing is free. Contact Nos. 04542 - 240668, 245732

No harm in forwarding.. Some person will be benefitted somewhere...

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Terrific Tongue Twisters to Twist Your Tongue

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

6. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

7. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

8. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

9. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

10. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

11. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"


12. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

13. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

14. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

15. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

16. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

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A real story ...A gossip between a passenger and Software Engineer in
Shatabdi Train ...........An interesting and a must read!

Vivek Pradhan was not a happy man.. Even the plush comfort of the
air-conditioned compartment of the Shatabdi express could not cool his
frayed nerves. He was the Project Manager and still not entitled to
air travel. It was not the prestige he sought, he had tried to reason
with the admin person, it was the savings in time. As PM, he had so
many things to do!!

He opened his case and took out the laptop, determined to put the time
to some good use.

'Are you from the software industry sir?' the man beside him was
staring appreciatively at the laptop. Vivek glanced briefly and
mumbled in affirmation, handling the laptop now with exaggerated care
and importance as if it were an expensive car.

'You people have brought so much advancement to the country, Sir.
Today everything is getting computerized.'

'Thanks,' smiled Vivek, turning around to give the man a look. He
always found it difficult to resist appreciation. The man was young
and stockily built like a sportsman..... He looked simple and
strangely out of place in that little lap of luxury like a small town
boy in a prep school. He probably was a railway sportsman making the
most of his free traveling pass.

'You people always amaze me,' the man continued, 'You sit in an office
and write something on a computer and it does so many big things
outside.'

Vivek smiled deprecatingly. Naiveness demanded reasoning not anger.
'It is not as simple as that my friend. It is not just a question of
writing a few lines. There is a lot of process that goes behind it.'

For a moment, he was tempted to explain the entire Software
Development Lifecycle but restrained himself to a single statement.
'It is complex, very complex.'

'It has to be. No wonder you people are so highly paid,' came the reply.

This was not turning out as Vivek had thought. A hint of belligerence
crept into his so far affable, persuasive tone.

'Everyone just sees the money. No one sees the amount of hard work we
have to put in. Indians have such a narrow concept of hard work. Just
because we sit in an air-conditioned office, does not mean our brows
do not sweat. You exercise the muscle; we exercise the mind and
believe me that is no less taxing.'

He could see, he had the man where he wanted, and it was time to drive
home the point.

'Let me give you an example. Take this train. The entire railway
reservation system is computerized. You can book a train ticket
between any two stations from any of the hundreds of computerized
booking centers across the country.
Thousands of transactions accessing a single database, at a time
concurrently; data integrity, locking, data security. Do you
understand the complexity in designing and coding such a system?'

The man was awestruck; quite like a child at a planetarium. This was
something big and beyond his imagination.

'You design and code such things?'

'I used to,' Vivek paused for effect, 'but now I am the Project Manager.'

'Oh!' sighed the man, as if the storm had passed over,

'so your life is easy now.'

This was like the last straw for Vivek. He retorted, 'Oh come on, does
life ever get easy as you go up the ladder. Responsibility only brings
more work. Design and coding! That is the easier part. Now I do not do
it, but I am responsible for it and believe me, that is far more stressful. My
job is to get the work done in time and with the highest quality.
To tell you about the pressures, there is the customer at one end,
always changing his requirements, the user at the other, wanting
something else, and your boss, always expecting you to have finished
it yesterday.'

Vivek paused in his diatribe, his belligerence fading with
self-realization. What he had said, was not merely the outburst of a
wronged man, it was the truth. And one need not get angry while
defending the truth.

'My friend,' he concluded triumphantly, 'you don't know what it is to
be in the Line of Fire'.

The man sat back in his chair, his eyes closed as if in realization.
When he spoke after sometime, it was with a calm certainty that
surprised Vivek.

'I know sir,..... I know what it is to be in the Line of Fire......'

He was staring blankly, as if no passenger, no train existed, just a
vast expanse of time.

'There were 30 of us when we were ordered to capture Point 4875 in the
cover of the night.
The enemy was firing from the top.
There was no knowing where the next bullet was going to come from and for whom.
In the morning when we finally hoisted the tri-colour at the top only
4 of us were alive.'

'You are a...?'

'I am Subedar Sushant from the 13 J&K Rifles on duty at Peak 4875 in
Kargil. They tell me I have completed my term and can opt for a soft
assignment.
But, tell me sir, can one give up duty just because it makes life easier?
On the dawn of that capture, one of my colleagues lay injured in the
snow, open to enemy fire while we were hiding behind a bunker.
It was my job to go and fetch that soldier to safety. But my captain
sahib refused me permission and went ahead himself.
He said that the first pledge he had taken as a Gentleman Cadet was to
put the safety and welfare of the nation foremost followed by the
safety and welfare of the men he commanded... ....his own personal
safety came last, always and every time.'

'He was killed as he shielded and brought that injured soldier into
the bunker.. Every morning thereafter, as we stood guard, I could see
him taking all those bullets, which were actually meant for me . I
know sir....I know, what it is to be in the Line of Fire.'

Vivek looked at him in disbelief not sure of how to respond. Abruptly,
he switched off the laptop.

It seemed trivial, even insulting to edit a Word document in the
presence of a man for whom valour and duty was a daily part of life;
valour and sense of duty which he had so far attributed only to epical
heroes.

The train slowed down as it pulled into the station, and Subedar
Sushant picked up his bags to alight.

'It was nice meeting you sir.'

Vivek fumbled with the handshake.

This hand... had climbed mountains, pressed the trigger, and hoisted
the tri-colour. Suddenly, as if by impulse, he stood up at attention
and his right hand went up in an impromptu salute....

It was the least he felt he could do for the country.

PS: The incident he narrated during the capture of Peak 4875 is a
true-life incident during the Kargil war. Capt. Batra sacrificed his
life while trying to save one of the men he commanded, as victory was
within sight. For this and various other acts of bravery, he was
awarded the Param Vir Chakra, the nation's highest military award.

Live humbly, there are great people around us, let us learn!

BE POLITE… EVERYONE U MEET IS FIGHTING A HARD BATTLE !

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emoticonMy sister uses an oceanic amount of emoticons. I was making fun of how often she uses them. Then I began to wonder if she thinks of writing papers, literature the same way. I am not joking because I used a lot of Instant messaging in high school and in junior year, english class I actually used the contraction, "u" instead of "you" in a final version of English paper. I still remember that incident when Mr. Kadar circled that with his usual red ink bloodshed. Yea, I did not believe in proof reading.

Anyway, I wondered how would bible look if my sister was one of the authors. Hope I did not cross any lines of blasphemy. Here are some verses I thought of.



In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth :O Now the ear was formless and empty -_-
Genesis 1:1-2

The LORD God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him" ^_^ :D
Genesis 2:18

Let him kiss :-x me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine ;P
Song of Songs 1:2

My beloved is unto me as a cluster of camphire in the vineyards of Enged o_O
Song of song 1:14

Stay me with flagons :-\ comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love <3 : *
Song of song 2:5

Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!!!!! o.O? >_<
Psalm 137:9

Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh :-\ for he hath been dead four days.
John 11:39 KJV

If you can think of any, add to the comments.


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hahaha... my brother always makes fun of me about how many smilies or emoticons i use :mrgreen:

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Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like,
Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.

3. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

4. Every lady hopes
That her daughter will marry a better man than she did
And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

7. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage, slow sure!

8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

9. All desirable things in life are either
Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???
(which one you choose?)

11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

idi vaaDesukunTunnaa :D

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vArnni...(evarnI ani aDakku :nono: ) ...
mukhapustakam lO idE peDitE, inkOlA artham chEsukunnA... adantA okaTE vAkyam anukoni, adEdO Gandhi gAru nehru ku warning istunnaTTu chaduvukunnA..

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nEnu raayaDam karakTE
nuvvu anukODam tappu :smoke:

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telugODu wrote:
vArnni...(evarnI ani aDakku :nono: ) ...
mukhapustakam lO idE peDitE, inkOlA artham chEsukunnA... adantA okaTE vAkyam anukoni, adEdO Gandhi gAru nehru ku warning istunnaTTu chaduvukunnA..


nuvvu mukhapustakam lo kuda vunnaavaa?... ninudi adi expect cheyyaledu...

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indu galaDu andu lEDanna sandEhambu valadu :no:
yaaDaaDa etikinaa aaaDaaDE vunTaaDu ....maa telugu babai

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beavis wrote:
telugODu wrote:
vArnni...(evarnI ani aDakku :nono: ) ...
mukhapustakam lO idE peDitE, inkOlA artham chEsukunnA... adantA okaTE vAkyam anukoni, adEdO Gandhi gAru nehru ku warning istunnaTTu chaduvukunnA..


nuvvu mukhapustakam lo kuda vunnaavaa?... ninudi adi expect cheyyaledu...
idEm expectation :?

ayinA, A facebook face nAku nachchalEdu.. tokkalO, privacy anEdi lEdu.

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telugODu wrote:
tokkalO, privacy anEdi lEdu.
tokkabayaTa, privacy undA???

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good try... but.. bad luck :P

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Funny Oxymoron’s :lol:


1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

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11) Happily Married

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Murphy's laws on women !!!
1. Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend - to prove it !

2. Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you !

3. Chances are - The more make up - a woman wears - she may look proprtionately uglier !

4. Chances are - the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother !

5. Chances are - if the woman whom you like, likes you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you are married to another lady !

6. Chances are - The more you ignore a woman, the more she would be interested in you !

7. Chances are - The more you chase a woman, the faster she may run away from you !

8. Chances are - The more you like a woman, the more her father will dislike you !

9. Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter !

10. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend will come to meet her !

11. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk !

12. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you are most badly dressed !

13. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to brush your teeth !

14. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodarant !

15. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have an itch problem !

16. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your tummy !

17. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, your ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you !

18. Only 35 % of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful. Chances are that, it is only the balance 65 %, who may be in your office !

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O x y m o r o n s

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
when we are already there?

10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13.. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17.. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of
remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25.. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
I dunno, why do we?


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God Saw you hungry & created
McDonalds, Wendy's, and Dairy Queen.

He saw you thirsty & created
Pepsi, Juice, Coffee and Water.

GOD saw you in the dark & created Light .

GOD saw you without a Good looking ,
adorable, FRIEND.........
So He created ME

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This is attitude

If an egg is broken by an outside force, a life ends.
If an egg breaks from within, ife begins.
Great things always begin from within .
This is attitude

It's better to lose your ego to the one you love
than to lose the one you love because of ego
This is attitude

Why we have so many temples , if god is everywhere ?
A wise man said: "Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it"
This is attitude

When you trust someone trust him completely without
any doubt, at the end you would get one of the two :
either a lesson for your life or a very good person
This is attitude

Life is not about the people who act true to your face
it's about the people who remain true behind your back
This is attitude

Soldier: sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies ,
Major: excellent ! we can attack in any direction.
This is attitude

The worst in life is "attachment " it hurts when you lose it. the best thing in life is " loneliness "
because it teaches you everything and, when you lose it, you get everything.
This is attitude

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away
This is attitude

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
This is attitude

The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become.
This is attitude

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neerenDani sAganampina tolakari cinukula
merupulA maimarapulA lAlilA nanu cEre aa navvu!


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